#mayporeber

The trending show "Forevermore" just ended and my Facebook feed is srsly flooded of #mayforever posts. In line with this... I also want to proclaim to the whole wide world (sa inyo haha) that I am also a firm believer of forever.. ❤️❤️
Mga bruh, may poreber!!

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How to trick someone into going out with you

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You're probably reading this because you're a newbie in this "game" and you want some glorious idea ;) Can't just say it to her face? or maybe you haven't been very successful in asking someone out hence, despite of being in the game for almost forever, you know nothing.. Well... Fear not, bruh! Here are some not-too-obvious, kinda-but-not-really creative and (could be) annoying ways to ask a girl (or a guy) out that you, normal being, can do ;))

Disclaimer: These are not some cheesy, scandalous tricks you see in youtube. :O

* Bet on it! 

You really like this girl (or guy) but there's a trail of other peeps who want to date her too. Instead of taking this as a disadvantage, use it to your advantage! Pretend that you just heard from somewhere (i know, i know.. you found out about it because you 

stalk her FB and twitter pages :P) that *some guy* has a crush on her. She'll probably deny (as in super!) because who admits somebody's got a crush on them, right? This way, you not only get to talk to her without being awkward, you also get a clue of what she thinks about the other guy ;) What you do is, ask her to bet on it! 

You: Yieeeeh crush ka raw ni ganito...

Crush: Hindi ahh..

You: Pustahan tayo? :> :>

You have to think strategically here. Set the prize. For example, if you win, free lunch for you!  if you lose, she'll get free lunch courtesy of you. ;) Then you'll have to lose so you can "go on a date" with her. Also, you can add some cutesy shizz to make it ... Uhh cuter?:)) and catchy, e.g. if you lose, she can put make up on you when you go to lunch or dinner. That way, it's gonna be more interesting for her and chances of her to bite the bait would be higher! Use some of your creative juices!! Ako nalang ba lahat? Jk :))

To be successful, you have to do some research ;) You have to be smart when setting the ground rules. Also, you don't want her to pay on your first date so be reallyyyy smart about it.

* Challenge her!

If you wish to date a competitive gal, beat her at her own game! (Or get beaten! Hihi) Assuming you're both students, take advantage of your never ending exams. Make a dare. If you get a higher grade than her on your next exam, she must go on a date with you; if her score is higher then, you'll treat her to lunch/dinner. This is kinda a win-win situation for you if she says yes. You'll score a date and this can be your inspiration to study :D Miss competitive would surely want to up her ego even more (being competitive :))) thus, she'll accept. TIP: I think it'd be more favorable for you if you let her win this one. :p Orrrr, maybe if the love gods are in your favor, and you win, she'll hate you just a bit because you hurt her fervent little ego BUT like you as well, and see you as an interesting challenge like herself. :D

If she's into sports, you can use that too!

* Play a little accident

This is a little risky. Desperate times call for desperate measures. "Accidentally" spill something on her tidy, pretty dress. (Make sure or pray it's not her favortie coz you'll be dead meat then) You can use coffee (but dont spill it hot, please -_-), all-time fave spaghetti like in the movies or your lunch ulam :))))) First, ask for forgiveness and admit that you are the stupidest guy on earth and it was merely an accident so you deserve a chance to live (at least). Then, as a nice (but kinda stupid, clumsy) guy, you offer (you really should) to buy her a new dress and maybe you can treat her to dinner too, to make bawi :P Simple and easy ;)

Like what The Awesome Helen Keller once said, "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all." So alam mo na ;)) Besides... What's the worst thing that could happen? She kicks you in the balls with all might becase she's in too much rage but who cares?? Isn't it worth a shot?:)) 

Asking your crush to go with you on a date is so damn hard! ... but you gotta do it anyway ;) The suggestions above are just weird gimmicks :)) (that might work *wink wink*). Last piece of advice...be nice and rememburrr! The most important thing is be yourself! ;) Good luck mga bruh! :))

"We deserve an explanation!"

So i watched "Starting Over Again" (Starring Piolo Pascual & Toni Gonzaga) for the nth time today.. #Walapalatalagangforever :( 

Everytime my mom and i watch this movie, there's never fail that my mom would comment on how she hates the ending and that Marco should've ended up with Ginny and not the girl na kamukha ni Mama Mary (lols). But I guess besides not having the usual expected "happy ending," it was a big hit to the Pinoy audience because it was rather a big slap in the (or your) face and sometimes that's just what we (you) need. Sabi nga ni John Green, pain needs to be felt. But dont you lose hope, my dear... Di naman sa #walangforever... Meron naman.. With the right person ;)

You've probably shared the same sentiments with Ginny, one way or another (kaya nga pinaulit ulit mo rin di ba?) and thought about all the possible reasons why he had to leave you and worse, looked for someone else (na di hamak naman na mas chaka sayo!!). And yes, i know, mabaliw baliw ka nun. Eh di ba ikaw lang naman yung perfect para sa kanya so pano sya nakahanap ng iba?! :( Pano nawala yung spark? Is it even possible that he has fallen OUT OF LOVE?! 

According to some genius, love is a battlefield so you have to fight, fight, fight..for your love :p but have you ever asked yourself, does s/he want you to fight for whatever you think is worth fighting for? Are you really sure there's still something left or feelingera ka lang parang si Ginny? Yes, love is worth fighting for but for how long?? Kung ang kasing-gwapo nga ni Papa P, sinusukuan, jowa mo pa ba? Jk! :)) anyway, too many questions... We deserve an explanation! *feels*

There's nothing better than having the privilege of having someone to love and to be loved back. At some point in your life, you'll meet somebody who you think would be the answer to all your prayers; the one who will suck you out of the blackhole that you've been in your entire life; the one who will light up your sad, dark universe; the one who will save you from all the heart breaks; the one you'll do anything and everything for... The one.. 

To have that "forever" with the person you have invested your whole heart and soul would be the best thing that can ever happen and just thinking otherwise is the most devastating thing evurrr. Yet there are unfortunate events that we can't control which may lead to that, like what happened to the movie that i was talking about earlier. I know... It's like the whole universe is against you and no matter how much you try and fight, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 

When you think everything is perfectly in place, life suddenly hits you and it hits you hard! ... cause life's a btch like that. Sasabihin nya nalang sayo bigla, it's over or there's someone else, i dont love you anymore, it's not you, it's me.. Mga lines na akala mo sa movies lang ginagamit, pwede rin pala sayo.. Minsan, maka-linya lang okay na, wala man lang reasons! O_O Dito na papasok ang #walangforever drama natin. Apparently, falling out is inevitable but i believe that it only happens to couples in relationships that could not work. What?! Why?! How?! There can be a million reasons why s/he fell out of love with you so hindi ko kayang isa-isahin. Alam mo na yan! Buttttt... We should always remember that a relationship is made up of a couple who are both always excited and happy and in love for the relationship to work and if things fck up, always willing to work things out. 

Eh bakit ba kasi hindi pa sya makuntento maging "the one" ko? 

Maybe our relationships don't work out sometimes and some people just choose to leave because their role is to teach and allow us to know ourselves more. They exist for us to allow ourselves to grow, be better, be stronger. Or maybe to keep us busy (pwede rin di ba?:))) and make the ride worthwhile. Who knows right? Magpaka-positive nalang tayo mga bruh!

We should aspire for a relationship with just enough respect, trust and allowance for mistakes (got this from the movie! Haha). Point is, dapat kayong dalawa.. You have to be on the same page for it to work...to make it work. If not, maybe it's time to reconsider? No matter how much you fight for it, nothing will happen when the other party won't fight with you. Alam kong matapang ka kaya mo pinaglalaban :) kahit na gaano ka pa kapagod at kahirap. So keep that in mind! Matapang ka... Don't be afraid to start over again. ;)

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Welcome EMbrace!

"Love makes the world go round." This cliche has probably ticked you off for as long as forever because your world is perfectly moving despite of the fact that you're all alone so you're pretty convinced that love doesn't really have anything to do with it. Orrr... it's inspired you  and made you believe in the power of love and you think it's all you'll ever need to live a full life.  

Well, your love life, my love life and everybody else's love life is my favorite thing to talk about and I gotta say, I really have lots to say.... (Oops) hence, this blog 😂 it's gonna be all about love,  how magical and problematic it is..and everything in between 😁  This is for the - in love, bitter(melons), hopeless romantics, friendzoned, broken hearted, on the edge of getting a nervous breakdown 💘  LAHAT MGA BRUH! 😝

I'll be posting more soon! Feel free to ask and suggest. 

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